1. anartisticanomaly:

    phantomcat94:

    meefling:

    You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

    I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

    I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

    (via blenheim--place)

     

  2. percyspanda:

    schyther:

    superwhowhedonfighter:

    you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

    who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

    How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

    There was so much innocence in that comment

    (Source: notfinlandjosswhedon, via blenheim--place)

     
  3. waywardsonapocalypse:

    godstiels-fallen-dragon:

    familyfriendlyporno:

    brookeeverdeen:

    DAD JOKE

    well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

    ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

    you soggy lamp

    (via blenheim--place)

     

  4. wordsbyac:

    "You’re not like other girls"

    Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.

    (via liguoriliscious)

     

  5. arcticmonkies:

    Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

    (via blenheim--place)

     
  6. lampsarepeopletoo:

    didnt expect to laugh but i did

    (via liguoriliscious)

     
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  9. moriartyfox:

    benedictatorship:

    meetingyourmaker:

    The Great Game (Jim’s POV)

    Actual events on that pool encounter.

    YES OMFG

    Dammit wrong door.

    (via blenheim--place)

     

  10. goodishmusic:

    naivethe kooks

    (via liguoriliscious)